the girl who is drowning

For the love of all things good in this world...someone please surprise me with a maid and/or cook soon before I crack. What is the deal with the laundry never being done? Why is my kitchen always a mess? And why does the bathroom always smell like pee?

Oh yeah.

I have three (and a half) kids. Boys at that!

and a dog.

and a cat.

and a husband.

and only two arms and about three hours in the day to do housework during the week before and after work.

I cannot wait to win the lotto and hire a full-time maid!