Conversation with DH tonight, talking about his WoW character. It's his first female toon and he let me build her.
DH: "My Blood Elf is hot!"
ME: "Of course she's hot, I built her!"
DH: "She's hot because she looks like you."
ME: "I wish I looked like that!"
DH: "Well, you're pregnant. You'll look like that again. One day. With a little work."
At this point something mysteriously hit him.