Sunday, April 12, 2009

the girl who has a warning

If you decide to decorate cupcakes with green frosting
and if you use the remainder of the tube of gel coloring
and if you throw that away and it misses the trashcan
and if your toddler picks it up off the floor and (unbeknownst to you) sucks it dry
and if you find the now completely empty tube on the floor of the living room with no idea of how it got there


don't be surprised
or intimidated

by the florescent green diaper that said toddler gives you the next morning


if you use your powers of deduction
when the color starts bleeding out of the poop stuck on his leg and tints the bathwater a sickly green

you just might figure out what happens

when you decide to decorate cupcakes with green frosting.

(no pictures. I thought about it, but decided not to inflict that upon my very very few readers!)


Julie M said...

Oh this post made me laugh a lot, Julie (although I am a little disappointed that you didn't take pictures - lol!!!).


jensmack said...

d'oh!! I wouldn't expect any less from your little boys!